dulect:

no need to thank me

your credit card will do

1 week ago // 264,878 notes

jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

(Source: hellanaw)

1 week ago // 285,873 notes

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

3 weeks ago // 359,119 notes

suspend:

its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents

3 weeks ago // 535,701 notes